Companions + attempts at a Scottish accent
“you shouldn’t be walking alone at this time of night”
people shouldn’t fucking attack other people at any time of day
i stopped caring when i was like 3
Showers need more specific temperature settings besides hypothermia and third degree burns
person: alright i’ll talk to you guys later!
most people: ok bye see you tomorrow!
me: alright, hey tell your dog I said hi lolol
when you accidentally bump into the president